Monday, May 1, 2017

The real cost of Sex in Thailand 2017

While most guys I know prefer the good freebie with but there comes a time in every Thai Ex-Pat's life that he should try paid sex in Thailand. Whether you do it with a street hooker or a regular prostitute from the go-go's and beer bar girls there's something out there for everybody. But what is the price of Sex in Thailand in 2017? Is it more expensive or cheaper than previous years? How has the monger scene changed? This article attempts to explain how the cost of sex has changed into numerous different sex niches in Thailand.

I wish I could come up with one number but that would be impossible, there are so many variations that there is no one correct answer however taking the averages we can come to basic costs for each type of sex in Thailand if you have any comments please present them at the end of this article.

There are many different types of Thai prostitutes and then you've got "normal girls" which also have a price as well, here is the list:


  • Go-Go Girls in Thailand
  • Thailand Bar Girls
  • Thai Karaoke Girls
  • Street Hookers in Thailand
  • Soapy Massage Girls in Thailand
  • Online Escort in Thailand
  • Thai Brothel Worker
  • Short time girl in Thailand
  • Thai Massage Girl
  • Thai Beer Bar Freelancer
  • Thai Dek Sideline Girls
  • Thailand Internet Sideline Girls
  • Thai Club Slut
  • University Girls
  • Mall Workers
  • Factory Workers
  • Hiso Girl
  • Tom
  • Gik
  • Mia Noi
I will attempt to uncover and disclose the real cost of Sex in Thailand in 2017 prices have certainly changed over the past 10 years and while prices have still gone up it's still relatively cheap compared to back home, but then this is Thailand there is no other place like this.

Sex with a Thai Go Go Girl

Current standard prices for short time with a go go girl is 2000 baht long time is 3000 baht. Although these are always negotiable depending on the feeling you get from the girl but these are standard prices. Bar Fines for the go go are going up though where is used to be 600 is now 800 and some places on Walking Street Pattaya are charging 1000 baht before midnight. The good thing about pricing of Go Go girls is all the girls ask the same price in the same shop. So if you pick the best looking girl you're actually getting a good deal.

Sex with a Thai Bar Girl

Bar girls are always a good choice for those on a budget but want to feel safer with going with a Thai bar girl instead of a Street Walker. Girls cost 1000 baht short time and 1500 long time again these prices are negotiable. The reason why you pay more for a Go Go girl is because you get a better look at her body, watch out for Thai Bar girls you don't know what you're going to get.

Sex with a Thai Karaoke Girl

Not every Karaoke has girls to take home and because of this scarcity and the whole G-Club feel of Karaoke the prices have increased considerably while only a few years ago it cost 1500 for a girl overnight prices are now around 3000 baht all in.

Sex with a Thai Street Hookers

It's still possible to get the 500 baht Thai hooker off the street but like everything else prices are going up. Most street walkers now ask for at least 1000 baht off the bat if they are in OK condition, better looking girls might ask for more but the general cost is 700 baht short time.

Sex with a Soapy Massage Girls

The cost of a Soapy Massage around the country is a standard 1600 baht for what they call Models. In most major cities around the country this is what they cost. But if you want a soapy massage in Bangkok as a Farang you're going to pay more. But when you pay more you're expected to get more and some of the Bangkok Soapy Massage Parlors you'll pay more like 5000 baht. The best value for money soapy mass parlors are in Pattaya.

Sex with an Online Escort

Typical costs for an Escort off the internet in Bangkok and Chiang Mai is usually around 5000 baht for 2 hours and they will come to your hotel room. I recommend these good hotels in bangkok to take the girl too. The convenience of an escort online and the appeared anonymity is attractive. However most of these girls work out of the go go bars in Chiang Mai which is often just cheaper to go to. I recommend however you check out Smooci.com which has some of the best priced escorts in all of Thailand.

Sex with a Thai Brothel Worker

Typically Thai brothels are aimed at those on a budget, real dirty mongers like these places  and i'm not sure why I don't see more Indians in these places. The girls in these places are typically not of Thai origin they are usually Burmese, Loas, or Cambodian. Short time in these places means 40 minutes and for that you'll typically pay 300-500 baht.

Sex with a Short time girl

The current going rate for short time girls are 700 baht which typically includes the cost of the room.

Sex with a Massage Girl

Massage girls are more known for getting blow jobs than they are for having sex but if you met one and wanted to go for it and she allows it then the fee is typically 1,000 to 1,500 baht per shot.

Where to find a good massage shop

One of the best Massage in Bangkok and Nuru massage specialists is Club 102 near BTS Phrom Phong on Sukhumvit Soi 24. You can pretty much find happy ending massage joints anywhere but a 5 star massage where girls don't look like granny with perfect surroundings you'd think you were back home in a 500 dollar joint without the 500 dollar price tag.

Sex with a Bar Freelancer

A bar Freelancer has the same price has a regular Bar Girl which is 300 baht bar fine and 1000 baht short time and 1500 baht long time.

Sex with a Sideline Girls

Sideline girls also known as Dek Thai Sideline Girls can be found everywhere in fact you may even be with one but you don't even know it. Sometimes Sideline girls will have sex for free in the hope that they will get something else out of it perhaps clothes and makeup or a new Iphone. Sideline girl prices are average 1000 baht short time.

Sex with a Internet Sideline Girls

Internet Sideline girls are ones that need money asap in order to pay for rent or schooling and/or family. They typically don't do it full time only when they need money and they usually ask for 2000 baht but some of the better looking girls will ask for 3-4000 baht.

Sex with a Club Slut

There are a lot of club sluts in Thailand and can be typically found around the tourist areas or clubs that tourists frequent.

Sex with Thai University Girls

Thai University girls don't have a lot of money, you remember being a student you probably didn't have much money either. There are many Thai University girls that are willing to be sponsored. Sponsorship typically costs around 10,000 baht a month but can be as cheap as paying for her accommodation  Really good looking girls can cost as much as 30,000 baht a month to keep. But not all Thai University girls are about money, many if not most are open or trying different experiences and are happy to have sex without any monetized reward.

Sex with Thai  Mall Workers

Thai mall workers can be lots of fun and very down to earth, they are typically well behaved and diligent. There jobs are boring and they come alive if you show them the right attention. While most are willing to go for free they would love nothing better than to quit their jobs and move in with you. Cost 10,000 baht a month.

Sex with Thai Factory Workers

Factory workers are only a step down from the Mall Worker. She probably didn't finish high school like the Mall girls did and lives way out of town with few opportunities. These girls are cheaper at 6,000 baht a month to move in permanently. At first you might not realise that you'll have to pay because she's a normal Thai girl. But they all change after they start thinking there is more to the relationship.

Sex with Thai Hiso Girl

Let's be honest, you can't afford a Thai Hiso Girl, real Hiso you're really not going to touch but the Bangkok Upper middle Class girls are bored and want to try slumming it with a Farang. Hiso girls are then typically free if you're looking at a one night stand, longer term relationships could also be free and she pays for you but at some point if you don't have the money she will leave for a Hiso Thai guy.

Sex with a Tom

There are a few Tom clubs in Bangkok and Pattaya catering to the Thai lipstick lesbians who like their men to be women. Typically the Bar Fine on at a Tom club is 500 baht and for the Tom is 1000 baht.

Sex with a Gik

Gik sex is always the best sex, you don't get to see each other often and you both know that the whole basis of the relationship is to fuck each other. Gik in English is difficult to translate but for our purposes it just means "Thai fuck buddy". Giks are almost exclusively Free but they expect their noodles and movies. If you live in Thailand you'll probably have sex with a dozen different giks before settling down with a Mia Noi.

Sex with a Mia Noi

If you get fully entrenched into Thai Life then you've probably already married and possibly have some kids. At this point if everything is going good and you have the money you get yourself a Mia Noi. A Mia Noi will cost you anywhere from 15,000 baht a month to 100,000 baht, if you have a Mia Noi you probably have a few Giks as well.

Sunday, April 30, 2017

Thai Girlfriend in Thailand

Having a girlfriend in Thailand is not everyone's cup of tea but it sure beats the hell out of being on your own.
And simply being with your mates doesn't come near the feeling of having your very own girlfriend in such an exotic location as Thailand. You have the beauty of a real piece of paradise coupled with a warm (if not hot) climate and a nation of happy and friendly folk like no other. What more could you possibly ask for.

Having a Thai girlfriend in Thailand is any man's dream come true. But don't just take my word for it. Get right on over here and see, feel and experience it for yourself. Having a girlfriend here is out of this world. You'll only know this once you've stepped out of your comfort zone and taken the plunge. See you all in the land of milk and honey some day.

Once you distance yourself from the life you've been accustomed to and settled on a lifestyle vastly diverse in character from your own, there may be no reason to look back. Here's to your moving forward.

From here on your girlfriend experience in Thailand takes on a whole new meaning. Soon after sleeping with your new found friend she basically becomes your wife as you will no doubt find out. It's hard to let any Thai girl go once her claws are dug deep. And if you're thinking of taking the next bus out of town, you'd better be quick off the mark. And if you think the relationship is not quite what you had in mind, your new girlfriend may not be on the same page. I found this out a few times.  

Thai girls don't like to be on their own for very long. They can become a little clingy at the best of times which I have had the misfortune to encounter on a few occasions. Even sobbing and crying cannot be ruled out when you threaten to leave and especially if you go out without them. Another thing you need to watch out for is that your Thai girlfriend in Thailand can be notoriously jealous when least expected. 

On the plus side and if things are going smoothly and swimmingly, there are several wonderful advantages to having a Thai girlfriend in Thailand. It's a well known fact that Thai women love taking good care of their men in ways that western women are just not.... well equipped for or eager to please. Sad but true. Okay there is the element of trust and that a deep (make that very deep) pocket can also go a long way. If the money runs out your Thai girlfriend in Thailand might also run out.

Never mind! Look at the bright side. You get to have a live-in house cleaner and she just might do the work in one of those sexy French maids outfits. That ought to put a shine on your face. In doing so she could cook, clean, and do a host of household chores and services. 

Another great advantage of having a Thai Girlfriend in Thailand is the limitless sex and awesome massages. Think of all the great times you can have exploring that smooth silky skin. And it's times like this when you won't have to wait for your birthday to come around to get your yearly double dosage. It's all part and parcel to living here in paradise.